Funny Linux Adv

In world without fences and walls, who needs gates and windows?

Funny One...!

Stages of life ..!!

Innovative picture revealing stages of life...!!

Watch this ...!!

Funny Video ...!! Watch it..!!

Thanks Navneet San.

Road to Success

The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion,
speed bumps called Friends,
red lights called Enemies,
caution lights called Family.
You will have flats called Jobs.
But, if you have a spare called Determination,
an engine called Perseverance,
insurance called Faith,
you will make it to a place called Success.
- Unknown

"Work is ultimate Seduction"

Global Warming ..!!

Indian Lion goes Onsite...!!

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

Moral of Story : Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!

All Indian IT Lions in US, Just have a Thought .... !!!

3-D Audio Effect

Came across this link. Do Plugin your Headphones.

Click Here

Really Nice one, Worth listening it.

Beginning Today

Beginning Today

Beginning today, I will no longer worry about yesterday.

It is in the past and the past will never change.

Only I can change by choosing to do so.

Beginning today, I will no longer worry about tomorrow.

Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it.

But I cannot make the most of tomorrow without first making

the most of today.

Beginning today, I will look in the mirror and I will see a person

worthy of my respect and admiration.

This capable person looking back at me is someone I enjoy spending time

with and someone I would like to get to know better.

Beginning today, I will cherish each moment of my life.

I value this gift bestowed upon me in this world and I will unselfishly

share this gift with others.

I will use this gift to enhance the lives of others.

Beginning today, I will take life one day at a time, one step at a time.

Discouragement will not be allowed to taint my positive self-image, my

desire to succeed or my capacity to love.

Beginning today, I will open my mind and my heart.

I will welcome new experiences. I will meet new people.

I will not expect perfection from myself nor anyone else: perfection does

not exist in an imperfect world.

But I will applaud the attempt to overcome human foibles.

Beginning today, I am responsible for my own happiness and I will do things

that make me happy . . .

admire the beautiful wonders of nature, listen to my favorite music,

pet a kitten or a puppy, soak in a bubble bath . . .

Pleasure can be found in the most simple of gestures.

Beginning today, I will learn something new; I will try something different;

I will savor all the various flavors life has to offer.

I will change what I can and the rest I will let go.

I will strive to become the best me I can possibly be.

Beginning today. And every day.
~ Source Unknown ~

Beer River in Germany..!!

River of Beer discovered in Germanya perviously undiscovered natural river of beer has been found deep in Germany's Black Forest.

The existence of the Krautlager River, as it has been named, came as a pleasant surprise to most Germans as it is not even charted in maps of their legendary forest. The river of beer is believed to be the result of a fluke of nature. Fresh water from an underground spring flows down a riverbed surrounded by wild hops and barley plants. As the plants are periodically washed into the river, fermentation eventually occurs. The result is a delicious golden lager, which bubbles through the woodlands.

Beer lovers from around the world have been making pilgrimages to the Krautlager River since its discovery earlier this year. Many of these beer pilgrims have bathed in the beer believing it has magical powers that can increase their consumption and tolerance levels. Others just want to drink from the river rather than pay to drink in a traditional German beer garden.

Internet mail friend

Although you are a friend of mine
and mails we exchange,
I would' t know you on the street,
and doesn't that seem strange?

You hold a place within my life,
unusual and unique;
we share ideals and special dreams,
and still we do not speak.

I picture what i think you are,
perhaps you picture me.
An intriguing game for both of us
for someone we can't see.

So for this friendship we possess
we owe this mail a debt
Perhaps the charm lies in the fact
that we have never met.


Thanks to Pooja for this Fwd mail. :-)